In Kashmir’s residential areas, peace is now a myth! Morning alarms are useless because auto walas, load carriers, and street vendors have taken over with loudspeakers that could shake the Hooien Heng and Himalayas. Instead of birds chirping, we wake up to:

1. Eggs for sale! – At a volume that could give chickens in Punjab a heart attack.

2. Fresh vegetables! – But their screaming could serve as an earthquake warning system!

3. Dudas Hathus Tray! – They’re selling egg trays, but all we get is permanent ear damage.

 Reality Check:

A. Students are struggling to study – but now, they know vegetable rates better than their syllabus.

B. Elderly people are suffering  – they pray for peace but get a DJ remix of “Bismillah” and “Dudas Hathus Tray” instead.

C. Patients need rest – but this noise pollution could wake up the dead!

Where is the traffic police?

If a bike silencer makes noise, fines are issued instantly. But these 1000-watt human loudspeakers roam freely, violating every noise limit!

Is the law on mute? What is the Awkaaf Committee Doing? Awkaaf is supposed to maintain order, but instead, it looks like they’ve distributed free “Noise Pollution Permits” to every vendor.

⚠️ URGENT DEMANDS:

* Ban loudspeakers in residential areas! *Regulate street vendors and auto drivers!

* Teach them that “selling” doesn’t mean “shouting!”

* People shouldn’t need soundproof homes just to survive!

If this madness continues, Kashmir’s official anthem will soon be: Dudas Hathus Tray! #NaaarHawHov? Enough is enough!

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